This is great, I can keep up with MySpace memes through Leila Pratt's blog and never have to look at an overdone homepage. Lucky for me, my Zaurus has a random setting, and I can play along with the cool kids:

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question

How does the world see me?
Da Do Do Do, Da Da Da Da
I guess I really don't want to know.

Will I have a happy life?
Walking on the moon
I take that as a no.

What do my friends really think of me?
Bicycle Race
I assume this has nothing to do with the poster that came with the album.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Youre Sixteen
Ringo version...

How can I make myself happy?
King Tut
I will keep that in mind.

What should I do with my life?
Crazy On You
At least I got something right.

Why must life be so full of pain?
Dead Skunk
Obviously.

Will I ever have children?
Canary In A Coalmine
Makes sense given that I already have one.

Will I die happy?
Oh Babe, What Would You Say
Just answer the question, dummy.

What is some good advice for me?
Stuck In The Middle With You
'k

What is happiness?
Dreamers Ball
I think I knew that already.

What's my favorite fetish?
Owner Of A Lonely Heart
Sounds lovely

How will I be remembered?
Dreamboat Annie

I have written something that appeared in an actual print newspaper. Too bad I got all excited and gave all my copies away, and now all I have to prove it is the online version. I have written lots of online things, for better or worse.

Anyway, I can't really remember if I wrote the first paragraph or not, many years ago, but I do know that at some point and at the very least I Edited it for Online Publication. Scroll on down to where it says: This Week in Watauga and you will see the part that I wrote. Not the recipe, though.

This is a cute trick. Even though we all know Pagerank is fairly useless, it is always amusing.

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It is so odd that a large part of my work involves writing. I am able to get the job done to a satisfactory degree, but I can't help but think that the results would be more pleasing if it were less of a chore. Practise seems to help with the process but not the enthusiasm. Is this something that can be learned?