I have written something that appeared in an actual print newspaper. Too bad I got all excited and gave all my copies away, and now all I have to prove it is the online version. I have written lots of online things, for better or worse.

Anyway, I can't really remember if I wrote the first paragraph or not, many years ago, but I do know that at some point and at the very least I Edited it for Online Publication. Scroll on down to where it says: This Week in Watauga and you will see the part that I wrote. Not the recipe, though.